Nick: Truth of the matter is I got so much money now I can sit on my ass and fuck models for the rest of my life if I wanted to. Nick's Girlfriend: I'm not a model, I'm a singer! Drama: Viking Quest Convention 1999. A guy from Orlando offered me 50 bucks to photograph me banging his wife while wearing my Tarvorld costume. Drama: He needs little snacksin between meals. Otherwise his blood sugar dropsand he gets very cranky. Vince: No naps, otherwisehe can't sleep at night. Sloan: Okay. Thank you for the tips. Drama: Never move in with a girl for financial reasons. Never, never. ' Cause once you're in, you never get out. Sloan: What is your plan? If you go and shoot this movie for six months, I wanna know what me and all of these boxes are waiting for? Eric: Can I be honest? Sloan: Yeah. Eric: I've been so caught up trying to put this movie together, I haven't really thought about it. Sloan: Okay, I understand. Can I be honest? Eric: Yeah. Sloan: You really need to. Turtle: I thought you were getting a nicer place for Vince? Drama: Well, that was until I saw the kitchen, now it's for me. Vince: So do it. Say fuck it. I always do. Drama: What if my show doesn't get picked up? Vince: Johnny, it premiered to 16 million viewers, it's gettin' picked up. Turtle: And if it don't, you've been kicked out of a condo before. It's gotta be easier the second time. Billy: Are you ready for your pop shot, Phillip? Phillip: I think I blew it. Billy: ( Laughs) Again, you blew it? You useless putz! Phillip: Sorry, Wally. Eric: Do you know a director named Billy Walsh, Nicky? Nick: Are you kidding, I am Queens Boulevard. Vince: (gestures to Ari) Boom. Eric: I'm not moving in with her, Drama, I'm just stayin' there 'til we leave to shoot the movie. Turtle: Yeah, and that girl from Silence of The Lambs is just stayin' in that well. Turtle: 60 million bucks just to have sex with her. Come on, Vince, you could've.
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